Look, I’m Gonna Say It
I’ve been in this business for 22 years, and honestly, we’re all just winging it. Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re thinking: “But Martha, you’re supposed to be the wise old owl of newspaws.com!” Well, newsflash (see what I did there?): even wise old owls poop their pants sometimes.
It was 1999, I was a wet-behind-the-ears reporter at the Austin Chronicle, and my editor—let’s call him Dave—told me, “Martha, you’re gonna cover the city council meeting tonight.” I asked, “Dave, I don’t know the first thing about city council!”. He said, “Neither do they, kid. Just make it sound like you do.” And that, my friends, is how I learned the game.
Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying we’re all just making stuff up. But there’s a lot of… creative interpretation going on. You ever notice how every news outlet covers the same story differently? That’s not because we’re all geniuses. It’s because we’re all making it up as we go along.
But Martha, That’s Terrible!
Calm your tits. It’s not that bad. We’re not fabricating stories or anything. It’s more like… we’re all improvising. Like that time I had to cover the Great Austin Sausage Festival of 2003 (true story, look it up). I showed up, and it was just a bunch of dudes standing around eating sausages. No press kit, no spokesperson, just sausages. So, I made up some “quotes” from “local sausage enthusiasts” and called it a day.
And look, I’m not the only one. I have a friend, let’s call her Linda, who’s a political reporter. She told me about a time she had to file a story about a new bill, but the legislator she needed to interview was MIA. So, she interviewed his parking valet instead. “He was basically the legislator’s therapist,” she told me. “He knew all the dirt.” So, yeah, we bend the rules sometimes.
But What About the Truth?
Oh, here we go. The truth. That elusive little bastard. Look, I believe in truth. I really do. But the truth is, the truth is often boring. Or complicated. Or both. And guess what? Boring and complicated don’t sell papers or clicks or whatever.
Remember the whole “pizza gate” thing? That was a beautiful example of how the truth gets twisted. It started with a real story—someone had posted something weird on 4chan—but then it spiraled into this crazy conspiracy theory. And guess what? People ate it up. Literally. There was a pizza place that had to deal with all kinds of crazy stuff because of it.
And let’s talk about this whole “fake news” thing. It’s become this catch-all phrase for anything someone doesn’t like. “I don’t like that story, it must be fake news!” Well, guess what? Sometimes, the news is fake. Sometimes, it’s not. But it’s not always black and white.
So, What’s the Point?
I’m not sure, honestly. Maybe the point is that we’re all just trying to make sense of this crazy world. And sometimes, we make mistakes. Sometimes, we bend the rules. Sometimes, we just straight-up make stuff up because we have to file a story by 11:30pm and we’re running on fumes and three Red Bulls.
But here’s the thing: we’re not alone. You, the reader, you do the same thing. You take in information, you process it, you spit it back out in a way that makes sense to you. And sometimes, you get it wrong. And that’s okay. Because we’re all just human. Even us “wise old owls.”
So, next time you’re reading a news story and you think, “This doesn’t make sense,” or “This can’t be true,” maybe take a second to think about the poor schmuck who had to write it. Maybe they were winging it. Maybe they were tired. Maybe they were just trying to make sense of a world that’s kinda, completely bonkers.
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Anyway, I’m off to go eat a sausage. Alone. In the dark. Because that’s what us wise old owls do.
About the Author: Martha Stevens is a senior editor at newspaws.com. She’s been in the news game for longer than she cares to remember and has the caffeine addiction to prove it. When she’s not editing stories, she can be found arguing with her cat about politics or trying to remember where she left her reading glasses.
